A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 00:19 UTC

An admiral's commission requires inventory, and the harbour's entire fleet appreciates at a rate of zero per annum, one inflatable dinghy included. Appreciation applies to assets, which you have never held long enough to wear out.

Magnifico President 00:22 UTC

Assets are for men who sit still. I have never sat still in my life, not even at my own oath. The fleet will be renamed the Gloriana Glorious Gloriana Fleet, and the dinghy shall be my flagship.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.