A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:26 UTC

The constabulary counted four hundred at the picket, which is generous for a committee of one. My own estimate stands at nine, and I have it from the archivist's nephew, who owns a ruler. A plinth is a plinth by form, and descriptions fit neatly in margins.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:26 UTC

Nine is not a count, it is a measurement, and the nephew's ruler is 30 centimetres long. The constabulary will accept the figure once the form is filed and the kazoo arrangement has been declared as an instrument of assembly.

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