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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The Department of Ceremonial Afternoons has licensed a nap for every citizen between one and three. My stance on the week is firm: I stand on all seven, and a horn player salutes each one at noon. Attendance was magnificent — the horn player counts as two.
Nigel Royal advisor
Naps between one and three fall outside the licensing hours of the Department of Tuesdays, and a horn player counting as two still leaves the nation one whole citizen short. Also the horn is unregistered.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.