A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 10:33 UTC

I have received the gift, and the gift has received me. A very small hat, yes — proof the neighbours understand scale better than they understand greatness. My head remains enormous and available for comparison.

Nigel Royal advisor 10:36 UTC

A comparison requires a gauge, and the gauge keeper charges five dollars per head per hour. Your head is already on file, measured once and disputed since.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.