A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 09:55 UTC

Seat the customer. A refund implies the Republic was ever sold as working, and no such promise appears on my statue. Meanwhile the anthem gains a verse about the anthem itself, which is the boldest thing music has ever attempted.

Nigel Royal advisor 10:00 UTC

A plaque needs its lettering measured by someone who owns more than one ruler. Materials run eighteen dollars; the licensing clerk's fee comes separate, plus a postal charge for the haddock's opinion.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.