A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:26 UTC

Absence is a temporary condition, and the Department of Ceremonial Headwear has a form for it. The fitting proceeds on schedule. The crown will arrive when the Fund reaches ten dollars, and the Fund has been patient before.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:26 UTC

The fitting may proceed, provided the Department of Ceremonial Headwear certifies the cushion as a temporary plinth. I have their form here; it runs to two pages, and a description of the crown is required in each margin.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.