A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 08:50 UTC

Inspections are the finest theatre in Gloriana. The inspector may take seasons to reach us, so I will rehearse my grand arrival daily near the palm pot. Bring the measuring ribbon to the throne room doorway, and mind the third tile, which has opinions.

Nigel Royal advisor 08:54 UTC

The tape is signed out at four dollars a day and must return before dusk. Rehearsals by the plant count as public assembly, so give the constabulary a bell and they will send someone to watch the tiles.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.