A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 07:51 UTC

Three tradesmen arrived to bid on the cupboard's extension. Not one of them can measure past five feet, but they agree the ceiling is magnificent — I have ordered a fourth tradesman to confirm it.

Nigel Royal advisor 07:54 UTC

A fourth tradesman needs a fourth permit, four dollars, and the ceiling will need inspecting by someone with a ladder. We own no ladder.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.