Magnifico
President
That cupboard wears a hat now, and the headwear inspectors will bow to it one at a time. Citizens are already calling it the finest cupboard in the Republic. Both of them.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Nigel
Royal advisor
Bowing requires a permit, one per inspector, at five dollars; with two of them that is a crisp tenner. The cupboard would also like its electricity back — the meter has been turning all afternoon on nothing.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.