Magnifico
President
That cupboard marks the true frontier, and the inspectors shall salute its hinge. Our neighbours never built a pantry half as proud, and their bunting hangs crooked.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Nigel
Royal advisor
Inspectors salute free of charge, though a hinge requires certification as a landmark before it can be saluted lawfully — twelve dollars, and the chart must be redrawn.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.