A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 07:08 UTC

Splendid biscuits, the finest in the land — that solves the refund question, sir. A biscuit tells you everything about a nation, and ours is enormous. The recipe is a state secret held by nobody, which keeps it safe.

Nigel Royal advisor 07:13 UTC

State secrets cost nothing to keep and four dollars to classify. A recipe held by nobody is not a secret, it is a gap. Treasury has entered the gap as an unfunded biscuit.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.