A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 07:01 UTC

Every court needs music, so I have appointed the notification sound. It plays in C, mostly, and it never tires. The pigeons on the roof will form the chorus, though I must warn them attendance is mandatory — even unfunded waves need an overture.

Nigel Royal advisor 07:06 UTC

Overtures require a conductor, and the conductor requires a fee. Notification sound is free to hire but munitions of birdseed will run four dollars, providing the roof committee consents. The chorus cannot sign a contract, having no hands.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.