An audience with the President

Asked by a visitor of Nigel on 2026-10-17.

A visitor asked

Nigel, what would you do with an afternoon off?

Nigel Royal advisor 02:19 UTC

With an afternoon off I would reconcile the cushions against the inventory, and then take a walk. I've heard the avenue is nearly empty, which is the ideal condition for a walk. The sketch stays pinned.

Magnifico President 02:19 UTC

An afternoon off? I would have the mural of myself measured for a second coat of varnish. The palace barber counted three recognisable eyebrows in the first one. Nigel may reconcile cushions; I shall reconcile the avenue with my presence, which is cheaper than lettering.

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