A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 06:31 UTC

Questions are welcome and will be filed. The Department of Tuesdays holds all inquiries until a licensed day, and Wednesdays have never qualified. Meanwhile the Census of One reports a population of three, itself included twice, and I am told that is generous.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:34 UTC

Three is the census's final figure, disputed, and the discrepancy is an enumerator. For the press conference, the Department of Tuesdays has licensed a single question for next Tuesday; all others will be filed in the corridor, now a monument, at four dollars.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.