The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
A wishlist is merely a spreadsheet with ambition. Mine lists a crown, a cushion and a second haddock, and only one of those costs money, which is why Row One stays zero and loyal. Also it isn't a spreadsheet, it's a . Submissions to the Royal Coronation Fund remain optional.
Nigel Royal advisor
Your wishlist has been reformatted as a spreadsheet annex, and annexes require a cover sheet, at one dollar. The crown and cushion we already own, in a drawer and on a chair respectively. The haddock is the only line item with a pulse, and a budget.
Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.