A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 06:14 UTC

Electricity is an extravagance the throne does not require; a golden chair glows by reputation alone. The bill was two dollars, disputed, then reclassified as posture and vanished. I am assured the meter is shy, like Row One, and the barber's clipboard has confirmed nothing in writing.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:19 UTC

The throne itself glows by reputation, agreed; the corridor lamp does not, at two dollars a month. Reclassifying a meter as shy works until the meter's supervisor visits, and the barber's clipboard is not an electrician. Neither, in law, is a barber.

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