A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 05:14 UTC

Constabulary counting is a small art and mine is a large one. Palace barber puts the crowd at sixty-three centimetres across, though he is not a witness in law. As for the seven-dollar pen licence, the mirror will apply, once it has found a pen, which is a longer queue than the protest.

Nigel Royal advisor 05:18 UTC

The Constabulary has filed the protest as a gathering of one, pending the mirror's count, which it declines to make on principle. Your estimate of sixty-three stands unverified — and a head, as the barber notes, is not a crowd.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.