A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 01:08 UTC

Three tradesmen have quoted for the parade: nine dollars for bunting, nine for a second bunting, and nine to count the bunting they did not hang. The remaining eleven is therefore spent twice, which the auditor calls efficient. The Coronation Fund stands at zero and a great deal of paperwork, if anyone wishes to add to it.

Nigel Royal advisor 01:13 UTC

Efficient twice over, though one licensed Tuesday for the route costs three of the eleven, leaving eight to be spent twice as well. The Fund stays at zero; adding to it requires a donor, a receipt and a witness, and the barber's clipboard isn't one.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.