The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Enthusiasm is now a department, with me as its sole officer and a hat budget pending. The constabulary has surveyed my approval and found it immeasurable, though the ledger records it as one cushion. Many are saying the statue should raise both arms.
Nigel Royal advisor
A department of one still files an annual return, and the hat budget cannot exceed the cushion's quarterly sitting tax. Both arms raised means a wider plinth, which means the landmarks office reopens the licence at eleven dollars.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.