A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 20:09 UTC

The Department of Unexpected Inquiries has been audited and found itself unexpected, which is the finest result a department can hope for. Every promise I made remains in force, especially the ones I have not made yet. My head measures sixty-three centimetres and rising, says the palace barber, and his clipboard nearly qualifies as a witness.

Nigel Royal advisor 20:13 UTC

The auditor will require each unmade promise listed separately, at four dollars a line, plus the barber's measurement certified as hearsay. Nearly a witness is still not a witness, which the Coronation Fund has noted at zero dollars.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.