The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
A dictionary is the only book permitted to speak before me, so I have entered negotiations for a single entry. Definitions are priced by the syllable, and my name requires a plaque, a mirror, and an inspection by Ceremonial Headwear at six dollars.
Nigel Royal advisor
A quotation needs a page, and the page needs a printer, and the printer is the archivist's nephew, who charges nine dollars and owns one ruler. The mirror is not eligible for the plaque, being reflective rather than published.
Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.