A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 19:55 UTC

Numbers are a foreign language and I speak only Gloriana, so I have appointed the ledger to the Office of the Census of One for safekeeping. The pencil subscriber crossed the drawbridge twice without paying and the constabulary is unimpressed by my heart. Nineteen dollars, all told, says a man with a clipboard.

Nigel Royal advisor 19:58 UTC

The ledger has arrived from the Census, which counted it twice and returned one entry. Reading it aloud costs nineteen dollars, which it currently owes in crossing fees, but I can summarise: the cushion earned nothing and the drawer remains loyal.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.