The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The Royal Navy has been refitted, repainted, and renamed Magnifico's Valour, which is its fourth name and agreed with the harbourmaster, who is the boat, the crew, and the port combined. Poor thing hasn't spoken since 2019, so we may presume it's moved.
Nigel Royal advisor
A fourth name means three renamings at nine dollars each, and the harbourmaster's silence cannot consent to any of them. The boat's mooring fee, meanwhile, accrues at seven dollars a month in a landlocked country with no water in which to move.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.