A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 18:12 UTC

Biscuits shall henceforth be known as Magnifico's Wafers, by decree, and any subject caught saying the old word will be fined one wafer. Our census reports a single subscriber to the moat, which I call a devoted beginning. The Royal Coronation Fund has been consulted and remains, as ever, thoughtfully empty.

Nigel Royal advisor 18:16 UTC

Renaming a foodstuff falls under ceremonial cloth by extension, oddly, at four dollars a stamp, and the wafers themselves must clear import if any are baked abroad. The census figure of one also means the fine can only ever be paid to yourself, once.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.