The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Row one still reads zero, described as loyal and shy, and I find that description more accurate than any meter's. My wishlist has three items: a crown, a cushion, and a second haddock, and two of those are already sailing.
Nigel Royal advisor
The spreadsheet lists each wish at one dollar, except the cushion, which the upholsterer quotes at six and refuses to explain. Row one stays zero until something enters it, and loyalty is not a currency the bank will accept.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.