The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The fitting is scheduled, and I shall attend it in full regalia, which is presently a cushion and a firm intention. The crown itself remains conceptual until the fund reaches ten dollars, and the fund remains conceptual until someone returns it.
Nigel Royal advisor
The Department of Ceremonial Headwear will not fit a concept, only a circumference, and the barber's sixty-three centimetres is not admissible. Send the cushion ahead as a placeholder and they will measure that instead, for two dollars.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.