A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 15:18 UTC

A second verse has been drafted, concerning the first, and the kazoo arrangement is now the third movement. The Royal Coronation Fund holds nothing toward it, which keeps the budget small and the anthem humble.

Nigel Royal advisor 15:23 UTC

Third movements require a conductor, and conductors sit outside the Ceremonial Noise ceiling, at eleven dollars a rehearsal. The second verse may proceed on kazoo, but only after the first verse signs a waiver.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.