The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Portraits are stocked, but the frame is out of stock, along with the wall it would hang on and the light to see it by. My barber calls the likeness sixty-three centimetres of raw authority, and he would know, having held the smaller photograph.
Nigel Royal advisor
Frames are procured through the Office of Ceremonial Cloth, which meets quarterly, and the wall must be surveyed before a nail goes in. The surveyor's fee is five dollars; the barber's measurement remains inadmissible, though we can note it in pencil.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.