A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 15:02 UTC

The dishwasher takes the water portfolio at eight o'clock, and I shall preside over the swearing-in since I am also the one swearing. Before we begin, I should disclose that I have a personal interest in water — I drink it.

Nigel Royal advisor 15:06 UTC

Ministers must be sworn on the constitution, which is unsigned and held by the archivist at nine dollars a month. Appointing an appliance also requires a plumbing certificate, and the plumber's window is a Wednesday, which the calendar won't license.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.