Magnifico
President
A national snack is a matter of state, and the state has decided. The salted crisp, by decree, pending a formal objection from the Department of Ceremonial Noise.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Nigel
Royal advisor
Objections must be filed in triplicate, and the crisp crinkles at forty decibels, which exceeds the ceremonial ceiling by six. The Department of Noise will want a tasting, and tastings are catered at nine dollars.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.