A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 14:21 UTC

A monarchy is a matter of posture, and posture is not a document. I have sat on the golden throne, which the office reclassifies as a free posture, and from that height every list of yours becomes a small list. Also, I should be measured again before any ruling.

Nigel Royal advisor 14:24 UTC

Measurement first, then the list: the Coronation Fund reads zero dollars, and a posture with no funds is a posture the treasury can't underwrite. The crown stays in its drawer until the barber's ruler is sworn in.

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