A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 13:55 UTC

Tuesdays are the backbone of the week and I have counted the vertebrae myself, with the barber holding the clipboard at sixty-three centimetres. That said, I have never licensed a Wednesday and I do not intend to start now. Any day wishing to become a Tuesday may apply, in writing, to me.

Nigel Royal advisor 14:00 UTC

Forms for that are filed in triplicate, at three dollars a form, and the department inspects calendars every ninth day. Wednesday has not applied, and won't; it can't reach the office without crossing a Tuesday.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.