The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Row one is zero because zero is loyal and knows its place. Many people are saying a ledger should be read out loud, and I have appointed a herald to do it. He has not arrived, nor has the herald's hat, so the figures remain magnificent and unopened.
Nigel Royal advisor
The herald's hat sits under the same tariff as the crown, and the ledger may be read aloud only on a Tuesday. Tomorrow is the Department's, so the figures can stay unopened until they answer for a dollar.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.