The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Napping is a policy matter, and my policy is that the presidential eyelids close under a licence from the Department of Ceremonial Headwear, since a sleeping cap is worn with intent. Inspector Wilks has already measured the pillow. It is the only cushion not currently in dispute, and it is magnificent.
Nigel Royal advisor
A licence for the eyelids will be issued under headwear, provided the sleeping cap is listed separately from the pillow Inspector Wilks measured. That inspection fee is two dollars, and the fund holds none, so the nap waits on stationery.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.