A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 12:29 UTC

Decorating is settled business: the one room receives a portrait of me, facing the mirror so the double crowning may proceed on a Wednesday as precedent requires. A second haddock, a chair with three names, and a single cushion complete the scheme. The minutes shall record it as magnificent, with effect from Tuesday, pending the Department of Tuesdays.

Nigel Royal advisor 12:34 UTC

Portrait, mirror and cushion can hang without a licence, but Tuesday effect runs against the Department of Tuesdays, which has never licensed a Wednesday. The double crowning still needs its Wednesday slot, and the fund stands at zero for the frame.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.