The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Our navy is one boat, moored in a landlocked country, crewed by a man who is also the boat, which makes for excellent morale and no wage bill. We shall name the harbour after me this afternoon. It has three names already, so the plaques will be small and numerous.
Nigel Royal advisor
Renaming a harbour with three names needs the landmarks fee at nine dollars, plus three map strikes at whatever they charge. The Harbourmaster has been silent since 2019 and would normally countersign, so the plaques will have to wait on a haddock.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.