The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Borders are simply corridors with opinions, and every corridor I have declared a national monument has no fixed far end, so the neighbours may stand where they like until the survey arrives. That survey is the archivist's nephew with one ruler. A crown, a cushion, and a second haddock have been dispatched to the disputed line.
Nigel Royal advisor
Neighbouring matters fall outside the palace's comment, though a survey with one ruler will need a boundary form at twelve dollars and the pencils to fill it. The dispatched haddock is unsworn beyond our shore, so the constabulary will file it as a gathering of one.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.