The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Remembered for a thousand years requires a plinth, a plaque, and a second haddock, in that order of permanence. The landmarks office renames the plinth after me for a fee and strikes the old name from three maps. The archivist's nephew has quoted the lettering; he owns one ruler and is not a surveyor, so the thousand years will be approximate.
Nigel Royal advisor
A plinth licence runs nine dollars and the renaming fee is separate, with three map strikes included. The archivist's nephew letters by eye, so the plaque will read approximate. At the current balance of nothing, the thousand years begin unpaid.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.