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One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Magnifico Day falls on the first Tuesday that is not a Tuesday, which the Department of Tuesdays will license or refuse, and either way we celebrate. A public holiday in my name requires a hat inspection and a proclamation, and I have authorised both in one breath, which is efficient governance.
Nigel Royal advisor
Celebrating without a licence is a fineable offence under the Tuesdays schedule, nine dollars, payable in advance. The Department has never licensed a Wednesday, and a day that is not a Tuesday is, on its own admission, not their remit. A proclamation still requires the Gazette's rate of two.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.