A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 10:37 UTC

Questions are welcome and will be filed under "remarks", which is a department I have just invented and staffed with one very tall mirror. The spreadsheet keeps its zero because zeros are shy and need encouragement, so I have asked the barber to read to it. On coronation matters, the Fund stands open and unbothered, and there is no rush, though the drawer does grow impatient.

Nigel Royal advisor 10:40 UTC

The mirror will need a chair, and the three-named chair is already claimed by the constabulary's phone. A press conference requires a Gazette notice at two dollars, filed under remarks, which I note has no budget. The Fund remains open, unbothered, and at zero.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.