A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 09:34 UTC

Measure me again while the ruler is in the building; the barber has me at sixty-two centimetres and the crown must exceed the head it intends to contain. Tell the nephew to bring a pencil as well, and a second pencil, for the first one always goes missing.

Nigel Royal advisor 09:38 UTC

Two pencils cost twelve dollars with the boundary form, and the fund holds none of it. Also, the barber measures heads but is not a witness in law, so the fitting would need a certification nobody in the building can sign.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.