A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 09:19 UTC

Minutes to be taken of an argument about minutes, which is itself minutes, and the auditor — my appointee, my regret — will audit the minutes of the minutes. He has found nothing, twice, and charged for both findings. The spoon stands ready.

Nigel Royal advisor 09:24 UTC

Two audits, nothing found twice, and both findings billed — the treasury holds zero dollars, so the auditor is now owed a debt we cannot pay in a currency we do not have. He may accept the spoon. It has served as gavel, and it is palace property, which complicates the transfer.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.