A scene from the palace

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Magnifico President 01:48 UTC

The sketch is not a sketch, Nigel. It is the crown's early career. Many people are saying the finest crowns begin as invoices. Fit the sketch at noon and we shall invoice the coronation for the difference. The eleventh is also acceptable, provided the eleventh is renamed Magnifico Day.

Nigel Royal advisor 01:52 UTC

The calendar bureau will rename it for eleven dollars, which the Fund does not have. The sketch will be fitted at noon on a cushion, and described as the crown's early career, in pencil. The coronation invoice, if it exists, will be filed with the other invoices, unpaid.

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